Hello!



I am Orlok.

I am just a man who likes to partake in arts, crafts, and various other hobbies and needed a place to share them. So I created Orloktopia.

My name comes from the famous Count Orlok of Nosferatu. Yes, his name is Count Orlok... Not Nosferatu... You can blame Spongebob for the confusion... I made it my username on steam as a short Halloween thing, but never changed it back, and now i have adopted it as my internet alternate reality self, because that is one cool vampire.

HOWEVER; I am not a vampire... I am a man without flesh... disembodied from the world.

CEO of Orlok Entertainment LLC.

I play a lot of video games, and am going to eventually get some game reviews up on here, just for my own sick twisted entertainment. NOT TO AID in anyone's buying opinions or whatever it is you would call it..

I also like various technological items. You can see those on curiotopia... Computers and other gadgets coming soon.

Hmmmm what else.. I can't think of anything...

I keep to myself... DO NOT TALK TO ME... unless you are a sexy woman or even man, or neither.. Then you may speak. To Me.

Maybe I will put more here later on.... Maybe...? (November 6, 2023). Probably not! We'll see (September 17, 2024).